July 20, 2016

It's no surprise that ladies are intrigued by impressive facial fuzz and naturally, are starting to question the meaning behind popular beard and moustache styles. 

Youtube sensation, Jenna Marbles has covered this hairy topic in a recent vid, presenting the mantra behind notable facial hair styles, from the Soul Patch, to a "Long Chin Beard". 

We have to say, we're pretty impressed with her analysis, as Marbles is bang on point! We couldn't have said it any better than her explanation of a clean shaved face: 

"I'm 12....I hate my job and my boss, but I'm a slave to corporate America."

On the subject of a curled moustache, Marbles interpreted this trend as hipster, explaining its wearer's tendency to "only wear bow ties" and "have a vintage camera tattooed on a inner thigh that when you look at it from the side, it looks like a raptor high fiving David Hasslehoff". Very specific but also somewhat accurate...somewhat. 

But, if there's one explanation we love, it's Marble's one for the Soul Patch, as she says

"I have the mullet equivalent for facial hair, business everywhere except the party right here". Classic! 

Watch the vid below and leave a comment with your thoughts, or share this with a lady perplexed by glorious growth! 



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